Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Knock Knock...Who's There?

Knock, knock...who's there?
Aaron
Aaron who?
Aaron you excited to read this post?

 
April Fools is coming up...a time to play and tell jokes. Tomorrow I will share some thrilling ways to play some jokes and pranks on your family. In the mean time here are some fun Knock-knock jokes to arm yourself with and to get a good laugh :)

"Aw ha ha ha...these are so funny that is made snot come out of my nose!"

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Ashe……Ashe who?"A: Bless you!
Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Nobel……Nobel who?"A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!"
Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Leaf……Leaf who?"A: Leaf me alone!
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..lettuce……lettuce who?"A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Aaron……Aaron who?A: Why Aaron you opening the door?
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Tank……Tank Who?"A: You're welcome!
Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Hawaii……Hawaii who?"A: "I'm fine, Hawaii you?"
Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Orange……Orange who?"A: Orange you even going to open the door!
Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Gray Z……Gray Z who?A: Gray Z. mixed up kid.
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Who……Who Who?"A: Is there an owl in there?
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Anita……Anita who?"A: Anita to borrow a pencil.
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Woo……Woo who?"A: "Don't get so excited, it's just a joke."
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..figs……Figs who?"A: "Figs the doorbell, it's broken!"
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Boo……Boo Who?"A: Well you don't have to cry about it.
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Theodore……Theodore who?"A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Police……Police Who?"A: "Police let us in, it's cold out here!"
Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Amarillo……Amarillo who?A: Amarillo nice guy.
Q: Knock-knock...Who's there? ....Ivan...Ivan who? A: Ivan to suck your blood.
Q: Knock-knock...Who's there? ....Adolf...Adolf who? A: Adolf ball hit me in de mouff and dats why I talk dis way.
Q: Knock-knock...Who's there? ....Old Lady...Old Lady who? A: I didn't know you could yodel.

And my kid's all time favorite:
Q: Knock-knock...Who's there? ....I'm up...I'm up who? A: You're a WHAT???

 

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